December 2009
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Freezin’, rests his head on a pillow made of...
STORY: BY BSCHH
rockandroses:
warningdontreadthis:wicki:soyqueso:urmum:jesuiscourtney:dudewheresmycar:praecipitium:bschh:
it was the first day of school, and i was getting ready to get on the bus, so naturally i was like
.
so i was doin’ my thang, and eating a banana as i got on. then i saw the driver and he was all like
so i was like
and he was like
so i was like
.
i wasn’t allowed to eat the banana.
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When you were inside your mom’s tummy, your mom suffered the pain that you gave to her, and you thanked her by kicking her all day long. When you were 1 year old, your mom celebrated the first birthday of you, you thanked her by crying all day long. When you were 2 years old, your mom started teaching you how to talk, you thanked her by saying ummmumumumumamamama. When you were 3 years old,...
